Gee, I'm a nerd
Seen each Star Trek eighty times
Memorized each word
Home alone
On Friday nights
But I got eight gigabytes
Left on my hard drive
I'm hooked as I can get
Into the ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I woke up this morning
Then I went back to bed
Said I woke up this morning
Then I went right back to bed
Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear
And a h...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in Fran...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Announcer: Next week on U62...
Announcer: He's back
Announcer: And this time
Announcer: He's mad
Announcer: Gandhi ii
Announcer: No more mister passive resistance
Announcer: He's...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Fun Zone doesn't really have any lyrics.
People occasionally say "yeah" and other similar phrases,
But it's generally just music.
In the movie,
It played in the background
When St...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Late at night, you're hungry
You're craving some pizza
Let me be the one that you call
Olive or anchovy
Perhaps pepperoni
Anything you want, we've got it all
Near, far, I'll jump...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept i...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
What a l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wh...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
[Pre-Chorus:]
Bu...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic