Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like driving trucks and wearing tattoo's
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch,
Oh, girls they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls ju...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Sometimes I really want to be alone
But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got millions upon millions
Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin
(Germs) I...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Gee, I'm a nerd
Seen each Star Trek eighty times
Memorized each word
Home alone
On Friday nights
But I got eight gigabytes
Left on my hard drive
I'm hooked as I can get
Into the ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I woke up this morning
Then I went back to bed
Said I woke up this morning
Then I went right back to bed
Got a funny kind of feelin' like I got broken glass in my underwear
And a h...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know how to put on my own pants
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in Fran...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Announcer: Next week on U62...
Announcer: He's back
Announcer: And this time
Announcer: He's mad
Announcer: Gandhi ii
Announcer: No more mister passive resistance
Announcer: He's...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Fun Zone doesn't really have any lyrics.
People occasionally say "yeah" and other similar phrases,
But it's generally just music.
In the movie,
It played in the background
When St...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Late at night, you're hungry
You're craving some pizza
Let me be the one that you call
Olive or anchovy
Perhaps pepperoni
Anything you want, we've got it all
Near, far, I'll jump...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept i...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
What a l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic