You gotta wake up every mornin',
Tip toe in the kitchen,
Cook me a great T-bone steak,
Serve it to me in bed,
Go down the street and hustle,
Bring me back all the money you ma...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Oh yes boys play it sweet for me
I was sittin' in my basement I'd just rolled myself a taste of
Somethin' green and gold and glorious to get me through the day
When my friend yells...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
So you heard there was a spark of love that I have for you
You come back to kill it like you always do
You found it weak and tremblin' hangin' on just by a thread
And you kicked it...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Well now I once knew a woman listen while I tell you all about her yeah
And the first time I seen her I knew I couldn't live without her
Well now she swore she'd love me all her li...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Now I'm warnin' all you women don't stand too close to me cause you might catch fire
Now you're talkin' to a man in a whole other kind of bag
Well I'm three parts tiger and one par...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
She's a liberated lady and she's looking out for herself
And she don't need your protection and she does not want your help
And if you're lookin' for some pretty little flower
You ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Oh, I'll admit that I ain't tall and handsome
And I'll admit my hair is gettin' thin
And I'm gettin' sort of fat
And some other things like that
So do you wonder why I sit a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
Oh ever since my masocistic baby went and left me (she had left you a kiss)
I got nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall (poor wall)
She loved me when I beat her (oh they do love that...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
You may be lookin' for me but I ain't lookin' for you
I'm still lookin' for myself and I ain't got time to look for nobody else
When I found who I am and where I am
And if you come...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein
(There was a time when people talked said with their mouth
How they talk and it doesn't mean a thing it's called the modern talk)
Now picture the scene the day is sunny
A man meets...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Shel Silverstein