Hello I Need You Lyrics

Oh I don't really care what it is your wearingor the way your gonna do your hair,just come sit across from me, darling.And I dont really care,how critical we're gonna be today,just...Read Full Lyrics

Heard the front door slam lying in my bed about 8amshe packed her bags and hit the roaddont know if she'll be back againI guess shes had enoughwell finally we can agreebesides the ...Read Full Lyrics

dont tempt a desperate man, ive earned all these scars, and i laugh at cowards just like you. i will show you how the good die youngif you cross my path once againi will bury you, ...Read Full Lyrics

I wanted a record deal but I was too rudeI tried approaching companies but they did not approveUntil I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R manHe said "Kunt, I will sign you but you hav...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm looking at a nudey magWhen I'm looking at a nudey magI get a semi-on with a drop of pre-cum, pre-cumA semi-on with a drop of pre-cumWhen I think about lady's breastsWhen I...Read Full Lyrics

The worst thing in the worldIs finding blood on your toilet paperThe worst thing in the worldIs getting a hard-on when you're round your Nan'sThis must be the worst thing in the wo...Read Full Lyrics

KUNT:When I was up the loft I came across a boxWhich when I opened up stirred mixed emotions in my cockIt felt a little hard but it felt a little softThe next thing that I know I'm...Read Full Lyrics

Watching TV the other dayI happened to turn on 'Home and Away'I hadn't seen it for ages but what can I say?I noticed some birds whose jugs were OKThen 'Neighbours' came on and the ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I was seeing this girl, it was going OKBut while shopping in Tescos I noticed one dayShe was having a scratch of her snatchShe looked in discomfort with her itchy old thatchI...Read Full Lyrics

When I came home the other dayMy Mum couldn't look me in the eyeWhen I checked under my bedI found the reason whyMy pile of rhythm magazinesWas nowhere to be seenI found them in th...Read Full Lyrics