Use My Arse As A Cunt Lyrics

When I'm looking at a nudey magWhen I'm looking at a nudey magI get a semi-on with a drop of pre-cum, pre-cumA semi-on with a drop of pre-cumWhen I think about lady's breastsWhen I...Read Full Lyrics

The worst thing in the worldIs finding blood on your toilet paperThe worst thing in the worldIs getting a hard-on when you're round your Nan'sThis must be the worst thing in the wo...Read Full Lyrics

KUNT:When I was up the loft I came across a boxWhich when I opened up stirred mixed emotions in my cockIt felt a little hard but it felt a little softThe next thing that I know I'm...Read Full Lyrics

Watching TV the other dayI happened to turn on 'Home and Away'I hadn't seen it for ages but what can I say?I noticed some birds whose jugs were OKThen 'Neighbours' came on and the ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I was seeing this girl, it was going OKBut while shopping in Tescos I noticed one dayShe was having a scratch of her snatchShe looked in discomfort with her itchy old thatchI...Read Full Lyrics

When I came home the other dayMy Mum couldn't look me in the eyeWhen I checked under my bedI found the reason whyMy pile of rhythm magazinesWas nowhere to be seenI found them in th...Read Full Lyrics

I killed someonedeep in the woodsI killed someoneit wasn't the right thing, it wasn't a goodthing to docause I'm lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely nowhe said "maybe I am a monster and...Read Full Lyrics

I'm feeling very poorly, poorly in my bellyBut I promised to attend the fancy dress partyBefore I don my outfit I go and have a big shitWhich is very runny and very, very smellyLIT...Read Full Lyrics

I saw a picture of a naked manWhen all his clothes were offAlthough this might arouse some birdsMy knob stayed on the softYou might like frottage or anal sexWhatever turns you onBu...Read Full Lyrics

I got him from the pet shopThey said he was a guard dogThe only thing that's fierce about himIs his constant hard-onHe gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuitHe gets a bit o...Read Full Lyrics