Luddite Lyrics

King Henry 8th my father hoped I have some Tudor brothers mum had no sons, So rather I got plenty of step mothers when at last prince Ed was born the Crown I bid adieu they said a...Read Full Lyrics

Me name Mary Seacole, famous nurse To de Crimean boys No, me not Florence Nightingale Dat mix up, me annoys Me learn me skills in Jamaica Where me mother nursed de sick And I tink...Read Full Lyrics

Mmmm yeah. Mmmm yeah. People thought all animals Arrived here unrelated The world began, and then came man All perfectly created But then someone looked up a tree. And said "That...Read Full Lyrics

If they want to blow up the French, king of Italy Co-prince of Andorra You guessed it It's me Napoleon Bonaparte Ugh! Hello Paris, I bust through the door Now everybody li...Read Full Lyrics

Here's the tale of me. Matilda, And my fight with cousin Stephen to succeed, Henry first's throne. My wife's also called Matilda, Quite confusing cause we choose to claim Matilda'...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Pachacuti, the Incan lord All other tribes dreaded My name means 'he who shakes the earth' Not that I'm big-headed When it comes to claiming nearby lands I was the type to ris...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a welsh noble, I mobilised Wales against the English Fought King Henry Four because Wales abhorred English rule But my uprising, it went a bit wrong and this song tells the sur...Read Full Lyrics

Today I'm starting High School Where boys are turned to men I packed my sword and shield We don't use paper and pen Everyone's a jock here We don't have Spartan nerds The weedy kid...Read Full Lyrics

I was sure that you'd love me To that hope, I did cling 'Cause I'm... Richard the third And... Everybody loves a king! Thought I did a good job Why do you disagree? There's a lot ...Read Full Lyrics

We're the pilgrim fathers You may have heard rather A lot 'bout our notions Crossing the ocean On the good ship Mayflower But it's true our journey Turned into quite a commotion. ...Read Full Lyrics