Nine To Five Lyrics

Girl I'm a sexually attractive man That makes me a good artist This is my new single I hope you like it Wealthy men hired me To sing this song That they wrote for me They're inves...Read Full Lyrics

Hello boys and girls, It's time to learn about potty time. Do you feel a ca ca in your bum-bum Or a pee-pee in your wee-wee? Well, come along and sing with me... Poo-poo comes out...Read Full Lyrics

It starts off like a thousand other songs that you've heard before. Except in this one they do a little do do-do do do dodoo. So you try to change the station but it's playing on e...Read Full Lyrics

Women are stupid and I don't respect them That's right I just have s** with them. Show me your genitals, your genitals... What! Show me your genitals... Your genitalia! Show me yo...Read Full Lyrics

Britney, I can feel your sadness. The world is filled with madness, And everybody takes it out on you And there's nothing you can do but Girl I want you to know That I'm not one o...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro:] Yo! Uh! Motherfuckers out there be talking about started from the bottom, Starting with nothing, ha! Y'all don't know shit! That don't compare to the struggle I had to go ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a stay at home dad I'm on paternity leave I'm a stay at home dad It's just the baby and me I'm a stay at home dad While my wife's at work I got a bottle in my hand And spit-up...Read Full Lyrics

It's Sunday afternoon And there are a few things that I have to do. And I'm gon' do 'em I'm gon' do 'em. It's Sunday afternoon And there are a few things that I have to do. And I'...Read Full Lyrics

It's your birthday today, What does that mean I guess I'll try to explain, That twenty-one years ago on this day, It was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face. An...Read Full Lyrics

(Dialing) Bob (Jon): Can't believe this. B: I'm gonna kill this motherfucker. *Sigh* Jake (the other guy): Hallo B: Hello, Jake. J: Uh, hi there Bob. How is it going? B: Well, I...Read Full Lyrics