I've Got Two Legs Lyrics

I'm so worried about what's happening today, In the Middle East, you know. And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval System they've got at Heathrow. I'm so worried about the f...Read Full Lyrics

I never wanted to do this job in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A lumberjack! (piano vamp) Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Co...Read Full Lyrics

Muddy knees have got me all a-quiver, Muddy knees have got me all aglow, Muddy knees have sent me for a paper, To a newstand near I know...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskin Reminds me of your smile I've had balanital chancroids For quite a little while I gave my heart to nsu That lovely night in June I ache for you my darl...Read Full Lyrics

Why are we here, what's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well tonight we're going to sort it all out For tonight it's the Meaning of Life What's the p...Read Full Lyrics

Never be rude to an Arab, An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew, Never be rude to an Irishman, No matter what you do. Never poke fun at a nigger, A Spik, or a Wop, or a Kraut, And never put...Read Full Lyrics

Presenter: I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas. I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I've got lots of lovely lire. Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer, An...Read Full Lyrics

O Lord please don't burn us, don't grill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock. Don't braise or bake or boil us or stir fry us in a wok. Oh pleas...Read Full Lyrics

Spoken: the most interesting thing about king charles I is that he was 5'6" TALL AT THE START OF HIS REIGN, BUT ONLY 4'8" tall at the end of it... Because of... Oliver Cromwell, Lo...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the worl...Read Full Lyrics