Idiot Song Lyrics

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok I sleep all night and I work all day (He's a lumberjack and he's ok He sleeps all night and he works all day) I cut down trees, I eat my lunch I go to t...Read Full Lyrics

Down at an English fair, One evening I was there, When I heard a showman shouting Underneath the flare: Hoi've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' coconuts. There they are a-standin' in a row...Read Full Lyrics

And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing, for you, I've got two legs. Hmm.... I've got two legs From my hips to the ground And when I move them they walk around And when I lift them t...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so worried about what's happening today, In the Middle East, you know. And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval System they've got at Heathrow. I'm so worried about the f...Read Full Lyrics

I never wanted to do this job in the first place! I... I wanted to be... A lumberjack! (piano vamp) Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Co...Read Full Lyrics

Muddy knees have got me all a-quiver, Muddy knees have got me all aglow, Muddy knees have sent me for a paper, To a newstand near I know...Read Full Lyrics

Inflammation of the foreskin Reminds me of your smile I've had balanital chancroids For quite a little while I gave my heart to nsu That lovely night in June I ache for you my darl...Read Full Lyrics

Why are we here, what's life all about? Is God really real, or is there some doubt? Well tonight we're going to sort it all out For tonight it's the Meaning of Life What's the p...Read Full Lyrics

Never be rude to an Arab, An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew, Never be rude to an Irishman, No matter what you do. Never poke fun at a nigger, A Spik, or a Wop, or a Kraut, And never put...Read Full Lyrics

Presenter: I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas. I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I've got lots of lovely lire. Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer, An...Read Full Lyrics