I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio Lyrics

I'm so worried about what's happening today,In the Middle East you know,And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.I'm so worried about the fashi...Read Full Lyrics

The world today is absolutely crackers.With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's wh...Read Full Lyrics

Bravely bold Sir Robin Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Ro...Read Full Lyrics

Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,And things seem hard or tough,And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,And you feel that you've had quite eno-o-o-o-o-ough,Just remember tha...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OKI sleep all night and I work all day.[Chorus]He's a lumberjack and he's OKHe sleeps all night and he works all day.I cut down trees, I eat my lunchI go t...Read Full Lyrics

All things dull and ugly,All creatures short and squat,All things rude and nasty,The Lord God made the lot.Each little snake that poisons,Each little wasp that stings,He made their...Read Full Lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penisIsn't it frightfully good to have a dongIt's swell to have a stiffyIt's divine to own a dickFrom the tiniest little tadgerTo the world's bigges...Read Full Lyrics

Brian. The babe they called 'Brian',He grew, grew, grew, and grewGrew up to be, grew up to beA boy called 'Brian',A boy called 'Brian'.He had arms, and legs, and hands, and feet,Th...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OKI sleep all night and I work all day.[Chorus]He's a lumberjack and he's OKHe sleeps all night and he works all day.I cut down trees, I eat my lunchI go t...Read Full Lyrics

Some things in life are badThey can really make you madOther things just make you swear and curseWhen you're chewing on life's gristleDon't grumble, give a whistleAnd this'll help ...Read Full Lyrics