I Crush Everything Lyrics

I hate California There's something out there I just don't get I know your friends out there must think I'm pretty strange Because I dress as if the weather's gonna change But it n...Read Full Lyrics

I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me I take a wake up pill and fill with energy I power on hard and I check my messages But I don't have any messages I take a driving pil...Read Full Lyrics

Long ago in days of yore It all began with a god named Thor There were Vikings and boats And some plans for a furniture store It's not a bodega, it's not a mall And they sell thing...Read Full Lyrics

You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner's car You said it'd never fly that I'd never get this far I always knew that I would make it someday Now you'd be safer staying...Read Full Lyrics

They invented a reason That's why it stings They don't think you matter Because you don't have pretty rings I keep telling you I don't care I keep saying there's one thing they can...Read Full Lyrics

Souvenez-vous il y a une disque avec un chien? Un chien qui porte une cravate, comme un homme Je veux dire, le chien est comme un homme Pas la cravate! Je suis Rick Springfield Ic...Read Full Lyrics

Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball He put two ...Read Full Lyrics

I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long I know she's out there for I have heard her song In dreams she sings to me Her angel's voice a symphony Is she in a garden or a...Read Full Lyrics

Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician Every one of them is a splinter in my eye I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve I fear the Cantor Ternary Set And...Read Full Lyrics

Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear When everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade He's gonna pass the test ...Read Full Lyrics