Ikea Lyrics

You used to laugh at me when I drove a Shriner's car You said it'd never fly that I'd never get this far I always knew that I would make it someday Now you'd be safer staying...Read Full Lyrics

They invented a reason That's why it stings They don't think you matter Because you don't have pretty rings I keep telling you I don't care I keep saying there's one thing they can...Read Full Lyrics

Souvenez-vous il y a une disque avec un chien? Un chien qui porte une cravate, comme un homme Je veux dire, le chien est comme un homme Pas la cravate! Je suis Rick Springfield Ic...Read Full Lyrics

Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball He put two ...Read Full Lyrics

I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long I know she's out there for I have heard her song In dreams she sings to me Her angel's voice a symphony Is she in a garden or a...Read Full Lyrics

Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician Every one of them is a splinter in my eye I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve I fear the Cantor Ternary Set And...Read Full Lyrics

Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear When everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade He's gonna pass the test ...Read Full Lyrics

It's an amazing smile Even the suit has teeth Everything flash and guile And nothing underneath Except a small black heart that no one sees but me I've been watching, I can see you...Read Full Lyrics

Here at the bar, who cares what I do? I'm all alone, but I'm drinking for two. Drowning the man that I used to be, Nobody loves you like me. I won't sign a thing, or else if I do...Read Full Lyrics

Once in a while I go out of my way To kill you a little I'm sick or your smile, your nothing to say Your monkey, your middle You see me overhead As I go by You talk s...Read Full Lyrics