Kenesaw Mountain Landis was a bad mother fucker
He was seventeen feet tall, he had a hundred and fifty wives
He didn't do that much except he saved the game of baseball
He put two ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I will wait a lifetime if it takes that long
I know she's out there for I have heard her song
In dreams she sings to me
Her angel's voice a symphony
Is she in a garden or a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Pathological monsters! cried the terrified mathematician
Every one of them is a splinter in my eye
I hate the Peano Space and the Koch Curve
I fear the Cantor Ternary Set And...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
When everybody's marching in the fancy pants parade
He's gonna pass the test
...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
It's an amazing smile
Even the suit has teeth
Everything flash and guile
And nothing underneath
Except a small black heart that no one sees but me
I've been watching, I can see you...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Here at the bar, who cares what I do?
I'm all alone, but I'm drinking for two.
Drowning the man that I used to be,
Nobody loves you like me.
I won't sign a thing, or else if I do...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Once in a while I go out of my way
To kill you a little
I'm sick or your smile, your nothing to say
Your monkey, your middle
You see me overhead
As I go by
You talk s...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I was just an acrobat, high above the street
Pointing at the ground the empty sky beneath my feet
The perfect fall, no one could tell at all
That it was killing me
You were just a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
We want a podsafe Christmas song
We want a song that's safe to play
Don't think us rude
We don't want to get sued
By the thugs at the riaa
We have been good the whole year long
San...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assur...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton