I Don't Miss Your Stupid Salad Lyrics

I was five foot nine.Now I'm five foot three.What did I do wrong?What's happening to me?I'm starting to qualify my statements instead of quantifying lately.I think that means that ...Read Full Lyrics

When I first came to town, they called me the roving jewelNow they've changed their tune;Call me Katie CruelThrough the woods I runThrough the boggy mireStraightaway down the roadT...Read Full Lyrics

Digital love from digital fans, is that what makes you feel like a real man?You're bleeding for that perfect score, is that what Satan invented rock music for?If you screw up the f...Read Full Lyrics

All the kids that are fly don't know how to multiply.What they learned in their school was how to be so cool.They don't care about geometry and you can plainly see that they cannot...Read Full Lyrics

The bathrooms down the hall, the sink is here.Your ethics are murky the answer is clear.The existence of god was a big deceit, I don't see why I need to lift the toilet seat.Your a...Read Full Lyrics

When your named after a president and you invent uses for the peanut, it's hard to find a girl who loves you for who you are.It's hard being George Washington Carver.Happy Valentin...Read Full Lyrics

I love pancakes, I love pancakes, I love pancakes, we do too.Nothing else in life does matter when I'm sucking down on that cooked batter.Waffles are just for the squares.Pancakes ...Read Full Lyrics

I can't decide what TV show I'm gonna watch tonight, but I'm pretty sure I wanna watch it next to you.Cause when your sitting next to me on that couch baby, I'm pretty sure I'm nev...Read Full Lyrics

My friend died, write a song about it, make it good.Make it awesome, make it catchy, make it unforgettable.Because if it's not and people forget him, then it's all your fault.Make ...Read Full Lyrics

Would you, could you, would you come out of your lair.If I told you I was a tasty pear.You could fly over me and then you could see that I am the fruit that I told you about.Someti...Read Full Lyrics