I Got the Guns Lyrics

Roger CreagerIt's 4 am and I just got home to my motel room so I picked up the phone. I figured you'd like to hear about the day I had. It's been a real peach of a day today. The v...Read Full Lyrics

Hey I'm a redneck mother I must confessI wear tight blue jeans not a tie-dyed dress.I got a tattoo of Texas on my chest;Hey I'm a redneck mother a redneck at best.I'm a redneck mot...Read Full Lyrics

Alla en el rancho grande, alla donde viviaHabia una rancherita, que allegre me deciaQue allegre me deciaTe voy a hacer tus calzonesComo los que usa el rancheroTe los comienzo de la...Read Full Lyrics

Roger CreagerI don't blame you, I know it was the only way that it could beThe only way to put an end to this was for you to put the hurt on meI started seein' a side of you that I...Read Full Lyrics

Roger CreagerLooks like I really screwed up againShould've learned by now that I ain't never gonna winI know the reason, I didn't even ask, I've heard it all from relationships pas...Read Full Lyrics

Roger CreagerI've never heard a more beautiful soundThan a jukebox by the wallAnd this room is full of pretty womenBut I don't feel like dancing at allI've got a beer in my left ha...Read Full Lyrics

My first semester I changed my majorCause I'd found a subject I knew I could aceThrough extensive research I made amazing discoveriesOf the effects of ethanol had on the brainThere...Read Full Lyrics

Roger Creager, Kyle Hutton61st floor way downtown,From cubicle 423You can't see what's coming down.The mail lady brings a pink slipAnd an empty box for my desk.Says, "Pack what you...Read Full Lyrics

Love ain't what this song's aboutCandlelight ain't what I'm in the mood for nowI don't need a metaphor to help me get this outLove ain't what this song's aboutIt's about beer and w...Read Full Lyrics

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?(Spongebob! Squarepants!)Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?(Spongebob! Squarepants!)Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?(Spong...Read Full Lyrics