I Like Marijuana Lyrics

(Gimme the note, brothers)In the beginning, God created the poontang And God created the tango But only I, Mojo Nixon, can bring these two things together and create The PoontangoI...Read Full Lyrics

I'm building a landing pad for UFOsPuttin' it in my front yard 'cause that's where they goI'm lightin' that sucker upI know they're comin', they're comin' tonightI've been waitin' ...Read Full Lyrics

I saw You sittin' thereI was tryin' not to stareI wasn't sure if it was YouI didn't know just what to doAre You drinkin' with me Jesus?I can't see You very clearAre You drinkin' wi...Read Full Lyrics

Headin' for the great outdoorsI know the Silver Line's where to goI'm a Winnebago WarriorSlowing down traffic, climbing hillsThirty gallons to the mileHoney, quick, take a Polaroid...Read Full Lyrics

I said hi-de-hiI said hi-de-hoI said yeah yeah yeahI said whoa whoa whoaI'm big, I'm badI might even be your dadI'm large as a bargeKnew your mom when she was Downtown MargeI do an...Read Full Lyrics

Beer, beer ain't drinkin'Beer, beer ain't drinkin'I don't care what your mama's thinkin'Everbody knows that (beer ain't drinkin')Yeah well, it's the grog of the gods; Kickapoo joy ...Read Full Lyrics

Wanna go back home, back to North CarolinaWanna go back home and see my dadWanna go back home, back to North CarolinaWanna go back to the things I hadWanna go back home, back to No...Read Full Lyrics

I'm on death rowI'm waiting to go, yeah yeahYeah, I'm waiting to dieNow Uncle Mex pleaded guilty to being aliveHis mother begged the governor let her be by his sideAnd had me some ...Read Full Lyrics

Say man, what is that funky smellAnd that big brown thing coming out of that dog's tail?Smells worse than the U.S. SenateThe guy in front of me, he just stepped in itWell, it's dog...Read Full Lyrics

1, 2, 3I'm drunk, but standing upHey 'keep, fill up my cupTo the brim with Black LabelI'll drink the world under the tableGimme whisky, gimme wineGonna blow up my mindI'm off of wo...Read Full Lyrics