If I could make love to a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
I'd search the world over to find one
That had the exact same circumference as you...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
When I said that I'd be faithful
When I promised I'd be true
When I swore that I could never
Be with anyone but you
When I told you that I loved you
With those tender words I spoke...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Ooh yeah
Oh
I'm your shelter from the storm
You'll know I'll always have your back
I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my butt crack
I never get out my leaf blower wh...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I Want A New Duck
Woh oh
I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night
I want a new duck
One with big webbed...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Isn't it strange
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was
Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan)
Born to be a carbon copy m...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown
Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures
And posted copies all...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[parody of feel like makin love by bad company]
Baby, when we go to parties,
I drink a buncha beer.
Then my tummy starts a-grumblin
Feelin queer.
And then I feel like
I feel like ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old
Vanilla just leaves me cold
There's just one flavor...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Oh-oh-oh-oh
I was there to match my intellect on national tv
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a Phd
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night
A...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
My my my my tv makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my lord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my e...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic