Oh-oh-oh-oh
I was there to match my intellect on national tv
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a Phd
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night
A...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
My my my my tv makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my lord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my e...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm a ho...
Yes I Am Baby
I wear skimpy clothing
It's very tight
I work all hours of the night
Waiting for someone to pay me
You probably see me everywhere
I don't even wear clean ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
["State Of Shock" by The Jacksons w/ Mick Jagger]
You're takin' to me good,
Just like you know you should.
You get me on my knees,
Please, baby, please.
She looks so great, everyti...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[From "The Simpsons", Ep. Eabf12 - April 13, 2003
To the tune of "Life Goes On (Jack and Diane)" by John '"Cougar" Melloncamp]
Little ditty 'bout Homer and Marge
Her heart was as ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris
This holiday season, please, let somebody else drive
Hello, this is "Wei...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[sound effects from tools]
Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right outta my mind
Until a frie...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Here's Johnny
There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
I never miss a moment whe...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman)
Remodelling is my only passion (it's my passion)
And I'm the greatest in the business
Want referrals, yo
My clientèle wi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic