I Want A New Duck Lyrics

Isn't it strange Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror What would people say If only they knew that I was Part of some geneticist's plan (plan-plan-plan) Born to be a carbon copy m...Read Full Lyrics

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off and he took those color pictures And posted copies all...Read Full Lyrics

[parody of feel like makin love by bad company] Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin Feelin queer. And then I feel like I feel like ...Read Full Lyrics

I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old Vanilla just leaves me cold There's just one flavor...Read Full Lyrics

Oh-oh-oh-oh I was there to match my intellect on national tv Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a Phd I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night A...Read Full Lyrics

I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my tv makes me so bored Makes me say, oh my lord What is this garbage here? Wanna cover my e...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a ho... Yes I Am Baby I wear skimpy clothing It's very tight I work all hours of the night Waiting for someone to pay me You probably see me everywhere I don't even wear clean ...Read Full Lyrics

["State Of Shock" by The Jacksons w/ Mick Jagger] You're takin' to me good, Just like you know you should. You get me on my knees, Please, baby, please. She looks so great, everyti...Read Full Lyrics

[From "The Simpsons", Ep. Eabf12 - April 13, 2003 To the tune of "Life Goes On (Jack and Diane)" by John '"Cougar" Melloncamp] Little ditty 'bout Homer and Marge Her heart was as ...Read Full Lyrics

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional blueberry daiquiris This holiday season, please, let somebody else drive Hello, this is "Wei...Read Full Lyrics