I Love You Always Forever Lyrics

You can do what you want just seize the dayWhat you're doing tomorrow's gonnaCome your wayDon't you ever consider giving upYou will find, ooohIt's a beautiful life, ooohIt's a beau...Read Full Lyrics

Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan forSeven bucks and a bottle of boozeWent out drinking and came home sober andTold his friends the good newsBernadette saw the Virgin Mary butNo one ...Read Full Lyrics

At first we started out real coolTaking me places I ain't never beenBut now, you're getting comfortableAin't doing those things that you did no moreYou're slowly making me pay for ...Read Full Lyrics

Bacteria. Bacteria? Look, there's bacteriaBacteria. Bacteria? You might not see them, but they're thereBacteria. Bacteria? Everything you touchBacteria. Bacteria? That's right! Sal...Read Full Lyrics

Hallowed shores of Sachsawanna shall we sing our praise to thee?Ripe of flora, soft of fauna, rare of flow'r and tree'Neath your fair and verdant bower beer and whiskey flowWives m...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes I kind of miss the old XJ-9 that we used to call JaneReally good at cleaning and we got along fine so I couldn't complainLately she'd been getting tangled up in the shag ...Read Full Lyrics

It's time for Rifftrax!And it's not an easy jobThey watch movies and thenMake up jokes about themAnd tell their jokes to microphonesPut the jokes into a fileOn a secret serverDeep ...Read Full Lyrics

Three camerasSeven diversThree divesFour hours driveOne new PA350 feet water80 miles of caveTwo hosts in need of wordsAnd my left arm is not workingI fear nothingAnymoreSee you all...Read Full Lyrics

I like dutyLet me talk about dutyWhy? Because it needs to get doneThis administration has failed to do itAnd now, we have an urgent dutyWe should do it nowDo it, and do it wellIf i...Read Full Lyrics

We want a podsafe Christmas songWe want a song that's safe to playDon't think us rudeWe don't want to get suedBy the thugs at the RIAAWe have been good the whole year longSanta don...Read Full Lyrics