I See Bones Lyrics

If I could play the piano Like I'd like to play the piano, I would sit down at the piano, And I'd play. That's how I'd play the piano night and day. If I could play the banj...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, New York is changing. Wherever you look, Big tall buildings by Tishman Tishman, ahh... If I were a Tishman, Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di (Yum di didle) ...Read Full Lyrics

I was in World War II. (Hooray!) I don't know what...thank you very much. I was not gonna take credit for the entire victory, folks, but...certainly now that you've recognized th...Read Full Lyrics

Hail To Thee, Fat Person I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat. Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service. When I was a child, my mother said to me, ...Read Full Lyrics

It's a most unusual play; Feel like throwing my tickets away, 'Cause the boy gets the boy And the girl gets the girl And it's way too far off Broadway. It's a most unusual plo...Read Full Lyrics

Listen all you children to my sad refrain About a subway conductor on a runaway train Squeezing people into cars, he won his fame And John Charles Cohen was the great man's name J...Read Full Lyrics

Gotta jump down, spin around, And pick a dress of cotton, Gotta jump down, spin around, And pick a dress of wool Gotta jump down, spin around, And pick a dress of cotton, G...Read Full Lyrics

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Little Butterball I'm called Little Butterball, Dear Little Butterball, 'Though I could never tell why. My calories mount. My cholesterol count Is as high as an elephant's eye. The...Read Full Lyrics

Lotsa Luck When you're driving through the desert, and your car runs out of gas, Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck. When you try to stop some strangers they will holler as they pass, Lot...Read Full Lyrics