In Which I Finally Admit That I Won World War II Single-Handed Lyrics

Hail To Thee, Fat Person I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat. Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service. When I was a child, my mother said to me, ...Read Full Lyrics

It's a most unusual play; Feel like throwing my tickets away, 'Cause the boy gets the boy And the girl gets the girl And it's way too far off Broadway. It's a most unusual plo...Read Full Lyrics

Listen all you children to my sad refrain About a subway conductor on a runaway train Squeezing people into cars, he won his fame And John Charles Cohen was the great man's name J...Read Full Lyrics

Gotta jump down, spin around, And pick a dress of cotton, Gotta jump down, spin around, And pick a dress of wool Gotta jump down, spin around, And pick a dress of cotton, G...Read Full Lyrics

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Little Butterball I'm called Little Butterball, Dear Little Butterball, 'Though I could never tell why. My calories mount. My cholesterol count Is as high as an elephant's eye. The...Read Full Lyrics

Lotsa Luck When you're driving through the desert, and your car runs out of gas, Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck. When you try to stop some strangers they will holler as they pass, Lot...Read Full Lyrics

+Mexican Hat Dance Oh Americans dance on a dance floor. And the Spaniards, they dance on a table. And the Russians, they dance on a saber. But the Mexicans dance on their hats. Oh ...Read Full Lyrics

My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt, A mini-skirt, A mini-skirt. She's too skinny for a mini-skirt. Such a skinny creature Shouldn't feature such a feature But my old Aunt Min...Read Full Lyrics

Blood! Blood! My son, the vampire, He'll make you a wreck. Every time he kisses you, There'll be two holes in your neck. Blood! Blood! My son, the vampire, He will leave you pal...Read Full Lyrics