Kiss Of Myer Lyrics

Little Butterball I'm called Little Butterball, Dear Little Butterball, 'Though I could never tell why. My calories mount. My cholesterol count Is as high as an elephant's eye. The...Read Full Lyrics

Lotsa Luck When you're driving through the desert, and your car runs out of gas, Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck. When you try to stop some strangers they will holler as they pass, Lot...Read Full Lyrics

+Mexican Hat Dance Oh Americans dance on a dance floor. And the Spaniards, they dance on a table. And the Russians, they dance on a saber. But the Mexicans dance on their hats. Oh ...Read Full Lyrics

My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt, A mini-skirt, A mini-skirt. She's too skinny for a mini-skirt. Such a skinny creature Shouldn't feature such a feature But my old Aunt Min...Read Full Lyrics

Blood! Blood! My son, the vampire, He'll make you a wreck. Every time he kisses you, There'll be two holes in your neck. Blood! Blood! My son, the vampire, He will leave you pal...Read Full Lyrics

Like the beat comma beat comma beat of the tom hyphen tom, When the jungle shadows fall Like the tick hyphen tick hyphen tock of the stately clock, As it stands against the wall...Read Full Lyrics

Oy, my Zelda My Zelda My Zelda, she took the money and ran with the tailor Once again now My Zelda My Zelda My Zelda, she took the money and ran with the tailor My Zelda...Read Full Lyrics

+No One's Perfect We would now like to salute all of the beautiful singing groups All over the world. When the Norman Luboff Chorus Sings a song like this (like this, like this, li...Read Full Lyrics

This is known as "The Ballad Of Oh Boy" We'd like to know what you think Oh boy What's your opinion of mink? Oh boy Thunderbirds and Cadillacs Oh boy April 15 income tax...Read Full Lyrics

One Hippopotami One hippopotami cannot get on a bus, Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus. And if you have two goose, that makes one geese. A pair of mouse is mice. A pair ...Read Full Lyrics