I've Got a Date with Jesus Lyrics

When they're sure the men are goneThe women sing their favorite songOur sound spins us aroundThere is no brayingVoices long ago drownedNow sound againCome, life, Shaker life!Come, ...Read Full Lyrics

I want a real rock 'n' roll guyIn a gown slit to his thighLiquid eyeliner in his eyeMaking him cry, cry, cryI need a real rock 'n' roll manSomeone with no long-term planAs worldly-...Read Full Lyrics

You've got a friend in BeelzebubHe follows you round, like a dogYou've got a friend in BeelzebubHe surrounds you with lightning and fogYou know more than you should know aboutSecre...Read Full Lyrics

Of the men with whom I've tarriedYou were far away the worstWe were drunk when we were marriedLet's get drunk again and get divorcedI was blotto at the weddingFor all I know, I was...Read Full Lyrics

She's fatI like thatI've got a nice big belly tooGray eyesShe looks wiseBut I'm not looking for a high IQShe works hard at the Busy BeeMaking the best cup of coffee in TennesseeI c...Read Full Lyrics

When the brat upstairs got a drum kitShe played her lil' heart outEach bash and crash, each thwack and thumpWas free of doom or doubtThe plates would plummet from the railThe cats ...Read Full Lyrics

Oh if only you were the only boy in town For then I could not play the field and let you down I would not go half-mad for each passing lad With eyes of blue, green, gray, or brown ...Read Full Lyrics

I have climbed and climbedTill I'm almost deadNow a mushroom is burstingOut of the top of my head...Read Full Lyrics

I wish I had an evil twin Running 'round doing people in I wish I had a very bad And evil twin to do my will To cull and conquer, cut and kill Just like I would If I weren't good A...Read Full Lyrics

Down in New Orleans there is a new thingA person they have learned to call Queenie KingWoah-oh, woah-ohThere seems to be a problem when her hips swingShe does whatever she wants wi...Read Full Lyrics