Just Like Tiger Woods Lyrics

Mom and dad are out of town Call the whores it's going down Let's all fuck until the dawn Fornicate on the neighbors lawn Let's get high tonight Let the brain cells fry toni...Read Full Lyrics

Sleeping on a park bench in chilly October Currently homeless, or is it foreclosure? I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes I got no money but you tell me I can ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Take a little toke, drink a little wine Shoot a little smack, snort a little line Get a blowjob from the bosses wife You only live once, baby, live your life, yeah. (...Read Full Lyrics

When I was only three My mama said to me "Don't go screwin' a skanky ho Or you're gonna get VD" When I was seventeen I boned a kooky bitch A couple days later, my balls swe...Read Full Lyrics

Have sex (yeah!) With every female of the species you see The end is near (yeah!) So don't you worry about the HIV Get drunk (yeah!) Till you puke all over the floor We're go...Read Full Lyrics

I'm hung like a horse but I don't eat hay Suckin one dick doesn't make you gay That's what all the boys in prison say Suck it white boy, suck it white boy, suck it Bein rea...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Met a girl on Tinder, About a year ago Ass felt like a beanbag, stinky down below She never got a call back, I couldn't get on that fattie Yeah, I went golfing 3 days...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Don't need a certified public acountant To run the numbers on my dick and balls Don't need to look at every Amex statement Already know I'm getting charged for the bo...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight Your excuses are getting pretty lame The malady you suffer has a name Pussy...Read Full Lyrics

Ho ho ho! Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe The ladies will...Read Full Lyrics