I Wrote Holden Caulfield Lyrics

So if you were in my shoes You're saying that you would basically have it made Well if I was in your boots I'm telling you I would be making things my way I'd take what's mine if I...Read Full Lyrics

What I wanna say I'm gonna say to you And what I wanna do I'm gonna do to you And if you should decide That you don't like it - get out When I wanna talk I'll talk all over you And...Read Full Lyrics

Attention losers where's your girlfriend You're no fun with all that dandruf For the last time this is your brain on rejection Get the picture I'm not in love Feeling thirsty feeli...Read Full Lyrics

Now everything you're telling me rips me up I swear I wish I'd make myself shut you up I've got a list here of things we talked about The ugliness you see's just me inside out And ...Read Full Lyrics

Things are getting worse it's not Working out Everyuthing is coming up upside down Nothing ever changes it's a Stupid waste and I give up it's not enough People say tomorrow's anot...Read Full Lyrics

Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries She's got trouble with her tubes If you go past her vagina and her cervix You will find a completely empty room Because Jeannie's got a p...Read Full Lyrics

Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why Perhaps they'll die Second verse, same as the fi...Read Full Lyrics

K-Mart is the savings place I'd like to punch the customers in the face Get pissed off when it ain't priced right Cause the people who shop there ain't too bright...Read Full Lyrics

She took me into her lovely home Called Nicaragua on the phone Read Art of Loving by Erich Fromme She made enchiladas for me man I won't takeadvantage of her and I won't even ask h...Read Full Lyrics

She's got a place to go when she gets sad She opens her window and sits on the roof whenever she is feeling bad She's sick of these rules And she's sick of this world And she's tot...Read Full Lyrics