Just Because You're A Girl Lyrics

Oil up your shotgun for the time of your life And tell the wife that you won't be home tonight Lock up your daughters in the hickory shack And jump in the back of my pick-up truck...Read Full Lyrics

I don't believe in Rambo or Van Damme or Seagal But I believe in Buford P.; I believe in "Walking Tall" What ever happened to the Ambushers and the Wrecking Crew? Where is the Mean...Read Full Lyrics

The snow is falling down. The temperature is dropping. The lights light up the town And everyone is Christmas shopping. But I'm lost in the crowd, Oh why can't I remember The reaso...Read Full Lyrics

Well, there's a new sensation in the neighborhood And self-gratification never felt so good You don't need a lot of training in the ways of love Just a good firm grip and a Playtex...Read Full Lyrics

Crawling from the wreckage Walking through the wasteland Searching for a sign of life Another lonely spaceman Jet pack of my back Helmet on my head Laser in my shoulder holster Th...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you swallow a handful of someone else's pills? It will solve all of my problems and cure all your ills Take the little red capsules. .. That relieve your tension Take th...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so fucked up! Let's have a party at my place and have way too much to drink (So fucked up!) We'll mix lunch with Everclear punch, and we can throw up in the sink (So fucked up...Read Full Lyrics

Don't play football We play Fenders We chop fish in kitchen blenders We're a disgrace to our gender We're the men! Always together night and day It makes our girlfriends think we'...Read Full Lyrics

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Welcome to Party Beach Drag races in the street They haul that toxic waste offshore And they throw it overboard It falls into a sunken hull And spil...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Oh, pop, pop, pop my dick Pop my dick, you son of a bitch! ...Read Full Lyrics