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It's like this and like that and like thisI'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrollin' cornersLookin' for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quartersI'm meaner ...Read Full Lyrics

Em, what's going on?This is Paul RosenbergYour faithful attorney at lawListen, I listened to the rough copy of your albumAnd uh, you know I just gotta be honest with youCan you ton...Read Full Lyrics

I never meant to...Give you mushrooms girlI never meant to...Bring you to my worldAnd now you're lyingThe corner cry-y-y-iiiiing...Read Full Lyrics

OkayI am going to attempt to drown myselfYou can try this at homeYou can be just like meMic check 1, 2We recording?I'm cancerousSo when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer thisI...Read Full Lyrics

Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirlSold a...Read Full Lyrics

I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts You know, there's a story behind that there saloon Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over Sheriffs couldn't stop ...Read Full Lyrics

Hi! My name is (what?)My name is (who?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (huh?)My name is (what?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (what?)Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is...Read Full Lyrics

Yo, mic checkTesting one, two, um, twelveThis is my dance song, can you hear me?Alright, turn my headphones upMy favorite color is red, like the blood shedIn Curt Cobain's head whe...Read Full Lyrics

A lot of people ask meAm I afraid of deathHell yeah I'm afraid of deathI don't want to die yetA lot of people think that I worship the devilThat I do all types of retarded shitLook...Read Full Lyrics

Call this mother fuckerOh f*ck yeahGive em a piece of my mind,A piece of my ass(Thanks for waiting, this is, may I help you?)Oh thank youI need to make a collect call(What number?)...Read Full Lyrics