Here at the bar, who cares what I do?
I'm all alone, but I'm drinking for two.
Drowning the man that I used to be,
Nobody loves you like me.
I won't sign a thing, or else if I do...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Once in a while I go out of my way
To kill you a little
I'm sick or your smile, your nothing to say
Your monkey, your middle
You see me overhead
As I go by
You talk s...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I was just an acrobat, high above the street
Pointing at the ground the empty sky beneath my feet
The perfect fall, no one could tell at all
That it was killing me
You were just a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
We want a podsafe Christmas song
We want a song that's safe to play
Don't think us rude
We don't want to get sued
By the thugs at the riaa
We have been good the whole year long
San...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far
I see you've met my assistant Scarface
His appearance is quite disturbing
But I assur...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
We took the freeway out of town
We found a place to settle down
We bought a driveway and a swingset and a dog
You got your very own bathroom
I got my very own workshop in the basem...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall.
Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
Things have been O. K. For me except that I'm a zombie now.
I really wish you'd let us in...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rose
Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands
And I'll say that you're beautiful
And you'll say I'm moving too...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
I'm right here
And I heard everything you said
Those things
To try to get inside my head
Is full
Now there's no room in here
For you
You can't teach me the lesson
Now I know
I don'...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton
Down to three
I don't like to lose a man
Third location and a second-string team and one awful plan
It's up to us
This is what we came here for
Had enough trouble but the trou...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Jonathan Coulton