In A Woman's Life Lyrics

Pop works in the shop til eightMom's on the phone and she's kind of Sally's doing sommersaults on the lawnPop slams open the front screen doorJust to scare momShe says, "What the h...Read Full Lyrics

Been watching so much TV I'm thinner than I should be Like a waterlogged ball That no one wants to kick around anymore Got an all-day morning hairdo That no comb can get throu...Read Full Lyrics

monday morning i can't believe itsame old day job why can't i leave itnylons heals it's 7:10i want my blue jeans againi know i'll wear them againmonday morning my breath is stinkin...Read Full Lyrics

i hear his camp i going to folda west coast paperprinted something they were tolda substance back in school he smokedwas named in great detailand no one wouldsay how the story brok...Read Full Lyrics

now for anyone who rememberstheir pre-teenage septembersgoin' back to classand taking sex-ed at schoolwell i already learned all about womenfrom doin' all my swimmin'wearing goggle...Read Full Lyrics

breaking hearts in Halifax countythe three fine daughtersof farmer brownturning heads of the boysin the schoolyardcatching whistles fromthe men downtownno one knows why they went r...Read Full Lyrics

mama always told her jenny girlone day it'll be rightthere's a man around the cornerjust waiting to hold you tightso she went to the local mixershe asked a boy to dancehe turned ar...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up today Didnt feel like i had slept at all Just another restless night Such a reckless life I wish that i could take it slow Live it simple day by day But theres always som...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime. I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. Mom wo...Read Full Lyrics

In the year of 1970Underneath the old smogberry treeFirst was heard a man that we all knowThe one and only Dr. DementoNixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan tooRemember all they did and d...Read Full Lyrics