In My Beer Lyrics

It's like the corners in the couch that you cannot see, I got a fortune in memories And I'm searching trying to set one free, The one silver dollar that means everything. It's l...Read Full Lyrics

Muthafucka I love to cuss Muthafucka I love to cuss Well, you can lick my ass and you can suck my balls Muthafucka I love to cuss Hey! Muthafuck you too! Muthafucka I love to cuss...Read Full Lyrics

Because of what you have done The heaven's have become a part of man's world And as you talk to us from the Sea of Tranquility It inspires us to bring peace and tranquility to Eart...Read Full Lyrics

(Brooks Buford) W-F-you-K am 420 now interrupts your regular radio programming for broadcast of the One Duck County Demon game. Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Hey pussies, and welcom...Read Full Lyrics

Sittin in traffic another day of feeling nothing Trying to find something I guess it's back to huffin' Paint and model glue oh how I die when I look At you smilin' lovin' life and ...Read Full Lyrics

Can't believe that you want to walk away from me Can't talk to me, put a restraining order, huh?, on my dog and me? Why the third degree? I know I threw the tv but you tried to lea...Read Full Lyrics

Two, Three Don't try to be the best man, be the best that you can 'cause number one ain't nothing but the opinion of man And a man loves death and hate crime and pain And kids are ...Read Full Lyrics

Why do I feel so claustrophobic? My heart jumping like I done did aerobics. Three days pass and I barely notice. Ice, ice baby just can't control it. Hold it. I don't think I've ea...Read Full Lyrics

[Hook:] This will be my last tattoo To cover the memory of someone I thought I'd always need Cover her name with a smoking gun Make it hurt as much as possible and make it bleed J...Read Full Lyrics

Well it's just another lawn chair high It's just another lawn chair high And I'm sittin' in the carport Lookin' down the driveway Watchin' all the cars go by And it's alright... It...Read Full Lyrics