My Aunt Minnie Lyrics

Blood! Blood! My son, the vampire, He'll make you a wreck. Every time he kisses you, There'll be two holes in your neck. Blood! Blood! My son, the vampire, He will leave you pal...Read Full Lyrics

Like the beat comma beat comma beat of the tom hyphen tom, When the jungle shadows fall Like the tick hyphen tick hyphen tock of the stately clock, As it stands against the wall...Read Full Lyrics

Oy, my Zelda My Zelda My Zelda, she took the money and ran with the tailor Once again now My Zelda My Zelda My Zelda, she took the money and ran with the tailor My Zelda...Read Full Lyrics

+No One's Perfect We would now like to salute all of the beautiful singing groups All over the world. When the Norman Luboff Chorus Sings a song like this (like this, like this, li...Read Full Lyrics

This is known as "The Ballad Of Oh Boy" We'd like to know what you think Oh boy What's your opinion of mink? Oh boy Thunderbirds and Cadillacs Oh boy April 15 income tax...Read Full Lyrics

One Hippopotami One hippopotami cannot get on a bus, Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus. And if you have two goose, that makes one geese. A pair of mouse is mice. A pair ...Read Full Lyrics

+Pills There are pills that make you happy. There are pills that make you blue. There are pills to kill your streptococci. There are pills to cure your cockeye too. There are folks...Read Full Lyrics

There is a place I long to go, and I confess, It's Peyton Place. They've got a brand-new meaning for "togetherness" In Peyton Place. You should go there if you are feeling lost...Read Full Lyrics

Rat Fink F. I say F-I. F-I-N. F-I-N-K. Fink. F-I-N-K, fink, fink, fink, fink. Are. I say are-A. Are-A-T. Are-A-T-T. Rat. Are-A-T-T F-I-N-K, rat fink. (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Rat...Read Full Lyrics

Plan ahead! Plan ahead! That's what the wise man said. Success is hard to win, but you can win it If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary Preparations an...Read Full Lyrics