Introducing Tobacco To Civilization Lyrics

There’s always people trying to mess with my freedom Stop me from deciding what I should be doing But if they don’t like the path I take, it’s not for them to worry For it...Read Full Lyrics

Once we lived our lives in freedom We were oh so peaceful and serene Then we were conquered by a people Who crucified our self esteem We people labour in our bondage Totally e...Read Full Lyrics

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Why, why, why, why What we say, and what we do Determines our future, our whole life through Living our lives, honest and true Treating one anot...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne] Eat out Whatchya cooking for? My friends think I'm such a bore Just cause I won't go with them out to eat Processed meat I steer clear of...Read Full Lyrics

I grew up in a little suburbia I graduated at the top of my class My parents loved me, my friends they all envied The kind of life that they all knew that I had I got accepted to a...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Picture" by Kid Rock and Cheryl Crow] I live on burgers, Cheetos, and ice cream Got nothing but lard in my blood stream Guess my sweet tooth was something more than a p...Read Full Lyrics

I'm lying here on your couch feeling lousy My life's a great big mess I'm crying here and all you've done Is perscribe me lots of drugs I can't stay on your Prozac Cause it's makin...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Every Other Time" by lfo] I said forget about it As I drive off away from the drive through This Dunkin Donuts lady never gets my order straight I said Bavarian Creme B...Read Full Lyrics

Ok Check it... We got a little old lady with a poodle on a leashe And she's trying to get across the street She's walking 'round all crooked-like And she's looking pretty feeble an...Read Full Lyrics

[Parody of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down] I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mind It seems I fell in love and well I guess she's quite a find There's just one proble...Read Full Lyrics