Rhyme Master Lyrics

(parody of "O.P.P." by Naughty By Nature) P. M. S., I just can't take it, it's like an earthquake It takes over her emotions and then breaks it P is for Pre, M is for Menstrual in...Read Full Lyrics

I'm here praying to the Porcelain God, oh my God I'm gonna puke What's the use, now my body's made of juice And it's all gonna fly out my mouth you know why Because I drank too muc...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of the 50 Cent song "Wanksta"*} [Intro:] Ok, who's next? Hi, My name's Jason And I'm going to sing Somewhere Over The Rainbow Ok. Go for it (Really bad) Somewhere over ...Read Full Lyrics

Foot to the floor, get out the way, ziggin' zaggin' Ziggin' through the traffic and up goes the finger Get out of my way! Comin' through! And this is for the people who I see...Read Full Lyrics

At home, Friday night, and I'm checkin' out the Playboy Channel But it might be too much for me to handle 'Cause I start to drool as she's gettin' undressed I see a beautiful woman...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Jump Around" by House Of Pain) Pump it up, stick it in, let me begin I came and went now I live a life of sin It starts with the neighbor, she does me a favor Could go...Read Full Lyrics

Look into my headlights, stand there frozen Hit 'em and the impact of the car explodes 'em Gizzards of lizzards decorate the road While amphibians create Road Toad A La Mode I can ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm gonna show you how I flow, here we go, are you ready? To be taken to a land made of suit and confetti Where logic is illogical and often times fought Yes, I'm talkin' 'bout my ...Read Full Lyrics

In a store full of heath food you buy the crap Twenty little fixes of cancer in a pack With a college tuition's worth of taxes placed on 'em all Russian Roulette, you and the Surge...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of Jay-Z's song "Hard Knock Life"*} [Chorus:] It's a Star Trek life for us It's a Star Trek life for us! Steadda work-outs, feed my gut Steadda drivin, beam me up! It's...Read Full Lyrics