Ozzman Lyrics

(parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio) As I walk through Las Vegas oh this city is def I take a look in my wallet and realize there's nothing left 'Cause I've been bettin' and...Read Full Lyrics

Uhh yeah Jersey baby! Welcome to Jersey, ya heard? Yeah, uh! Can't even pump your own gas here! Yo yeah, yeah, yo I live alone in the armpit, of the nation In the state wit...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Wicked" by Ice Cube) 1, 2, 3, 4 fingers and I pick it Put my whole hand up my nose when I pick it Out, wave it about Then I just pass it around like a hand out Pickin'...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "Pop Goes The Weasel" by 3rd Bass) Pop goes the pop goes the oozin' of the pimple The scar'll leave and artificial dimple You got a face full of jelly like Smuckers I s...Read Full Lyrics

We started, fell apart, then we started it again 'Cause my heart was still alive so I strived to comprehend Why the songs seemed to die, before long the dream complied So I tried a...Read Full Lyrics

(parody of "O.P.P." by Naughty By Nature) P. M. S., I just can't take it, it's like an earthquake It takes over her emotions and then breaks it P is for Pre, M is for Menstrual in...Read Full Lyrics

I'm here praying to the Porcelain God, oh my God I'm gonna puke What's the use, now my body's made of juice And it's all gonna fly out my mouth you know why Because I drank too muc...Read Full Lyrics

{*a parody of the 50 Cent song "Wanksta"*} [Intro:] Ok, who's next? Hi, My name's Jason And I'm going to sing Somewhere Over The Rainbow Ok. Go for it (Really bad) Somewhere over ...Read Full Lyrics

Foot to the floor, get out the way, ziggin' zaggin' Ziggin' through the traffic and up goes the finger Get out of my way! Comin' through! And this is for the people who I see...Read Full Lyrics

At home, Friday night, and I'm checkin' out the Playboy Channel But it might be too much for me to handle 'Cause I start to drool as she's gettin' undressed I see a beautiful woman...Read Full Lyrics