Jason Downs-pints Lyrics

I wake up in my bedSit up and scratch my headGet up and have a peeThen have a cup of teaI go and run a bathAnd have a real laughJump in and have a washAnd think oh my goshWhat am I...Read Full Lyrics

She's dyslexicShe measures everything in metricand she owns a scalextricand she plays all dayshe's an acerher flat is tidy every things in placeafor breakfast she has a whisky chas...Read Full Lyrics

Slip inside your HMV'Cause though we can't seeOur new albumLots of really good songsBut you cram them all onIt really is good fun'Cause I can sing about my flatOn another I do a du...Read Full Lyrics

If you like to go outFar and wide and aboutI've something for youMeet the birds in the treesLive on fresh garden peasIt's no lie, it's trueLeave the family behindDon't worry they w...Read Full Lyrics

I got two pale hands and I got a knife and fork,I've had enough of meat don't want any pork.Feelings in my tummy sending signals to my brain,I'm craving for another plate of fish a...Read Full Lyrics

When you're in a clean cut pop bandYou have to behaveOr they will slap your handsWe were out smoking gear in townWhen the law came upAnd took all our names downWe didn't see the co...Read Full Lyrics

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why Igot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowand I can't see at allAnd even if I could it'll all be gray,but your picture on my wa...Read Full Lyrics

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why Igot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowand I can't see at allAnd even if I could it'll all be gray,but your picture on my wa...Read Full Lyrics

Tea-time againAll my favourite food againI'll eat some chips and thenI will eat some moreMake them in your ovenEat one or two dozenShare them with your cousinOr eat them allOh, I l...Read Full Lyrics

Vanessa's TV show, well it has been axedShe'll now sport a horrible frownThe beeb have axed her show, but the funny thing isThat unlike her weight, the figures went downVanessa tri...Read Full Lyrics