Now I Am An Arsonist Lyrics

We want a podsafe Christmas song We want a song that's safe to play Don't think us rude We don't want to get sued By the thugs at the riaa We have been good the whole year long San...Read Full Lyrics

Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far I see you've met my assistant Scarface His appearance is quite disturbing But I assur...Read Full Lyrics

We took the freeway out of town We found a place to settle down We bought a driveway and a swingset and a dog You got your very own bathroom I got my very own workshop in the basem...Read Full Lyrics

Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall. Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Things have been O. K. For me except that I'm a zombie now. I really wish you'd let us in...Read Full Lyrics

I thought we'd start our evening off with a glass of cold rose Then we can sit here on the couch just holding hands And I'll say that you're beautiful And you'll say I'm moving too...Read Full Lyrics

I'm right here And I heard everything you said Those things To try to get inside my head Is full Now there's no room in here For you You can't teach me the lesson Now I know I don'...Read Full Lyrics

Down to three I don't like to lose a man Third location and a second-string team and one awful plan It's up to us This is what we came here for Had enough trouble but the trou...Read Full Lyrics

Last week I left a note on Laura's desk It said I love you signed anonymous friend Turns out she's smarter than I thought she was She knows I wrote it, now the whole class does too...Read Full Lyrics

Washington came first and he was perfect. John Adams kept us out of war with France. Jefferson made Louisiana Purchase. In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants. Jame...Read Full Lyrics

We start the story when Mom met Dad And they danced all night and he took her home It might have been all the wine they had But they rolled the dice and won your genome Then you...Read Full Lyrics