Jeff Off Lyrics

Who wants to get drunk and smash bumper cars I do, I do Who's got a Sony demo that's ready for the Charts I do, I do Who calls his mom's vag on the fourth day of March I do, I do W...Read Full Lyrics

July 4th, shoot a firework July 4th, shoot a gun July 4th, drink a 30 pack July 4th, so much fun July 4th, homemade fireworks July 4th, shoot or die July 4th, call an ambulance Ju...Read Full Lyrics

Yesterday I went to the 'vu With my man def jeff He likes to rock those hawaiian shirts He does a mean humpty dance When he's not pulling down your pants Or shaking up his ass Lik...Read Full Lyrics

My dad likes to come home late from work When we're all asleep and watch Country Music TV I know what's going on Shania, Shania, I know what's going on It feels so wrong I hope you...Read Full Lyrics

I know a guy who's half Japanese Won't by our record until it's out on lp Mark Wilson, Mark Wilson, he's alright I know a guy who doesn't get to sleep Because he's staying up late ...Read Full Lyrics

The first time that you told a joke about your girlfriend Was how you were going to eat her out But you needed a Tic Tac first Martin Lawrence You're funny and black Martin Lawren...Read Full Lyrics

It's not your fault that you couldn't hear me call your Name But I wish to hell I could make this go away I've played it all a thousand times inside my mind As the wheels came down...Read Full Lyrics

My Name is Kenny Rogers Welcome to the Jackass Show Someone throw a bat at my head I can take the blow I'm not just drunk, I'm totally fucking stoked Did you know I didn't write th...Read Full Lyrics

Time to wake up, time to get sick, you're alone again You've got a sad heart, in a bad way, and it's all Coming down again, I know Time to wake up, time to let go, it's all the sam...Read Full Lyrics

Thought you were hot when I saw you with the t-shirt What the fuck is Panic! at the Disco Doesn't matter cause I really think I like you I got nervous when we went back to your pl...Read Full Lyrics