Jesus Christ Lyrics

Reverend Henry E. Miller Kicked William Bell in the ass He said he called him a fucking asshole And stole nine thousand Dollars from his pulpit He wanted to have him thrown in jai...Read Full Lyrics

Don't kill people you don't know Don't shoot them with guns Don't rob gas stations and banks Don't rob liquor stores elsewhere It's against the law It's against the law It's ...Read Full Lyrics

In 1990, I used to weigh 397 pounds I didn't feel good about being fat I was too fat for my height Suddenly, I started cutting down on fatty foods I'm slimming down I'm slim...Read Full Lyrics

I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill your ass I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you Look out, stupid jerk I'm going to...Read Full Lyrics

Spiderman thought he was bad He was screwing my day up He was bothering my girlfriend He tried to con her out of 70 dollars I whipped Spiderman's ass I whipped Spiderman's a...Read Full Lyrics

This is a highway patrol force This highway patrol keeps our highways safe in Illinois They do it by getting the drunk drivers off the road They also arrest lawbreakers and put ...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, I went on a murder spree I was on a shooting rampage I came to your house with my Smith & Wesson I was a stupid ass drunk when I was trigger happy I murdered you...Read Full Lyrics

It's Monday, February 5, 1996 At 11: 00 am, Eastern Time Me and my band went to East Orange New Jersey for a wfmu radio show It was a 40 minute trip At 11: 55 am Me and my band pu...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, I broke into your Lamborghini I busted out your car windshield with a brick I stuck my hands in there I stole your Sony ESP Car Diskman I broke out your win...Read Full Lyrics

It's Wednesday, April 2, 1997, at 12: 00 pm I took a Greyhound bus to Des Moines, Iowa It was a six-hour profanity demon hell ride At 6: 00 pm, the Greyhound bus Arrived at the De...Read Full Lyrics