Jimmy The Con Lyrics

Gonna bake a cake As fast as I can Gonna use your socks To butter the pan Ain't seen you for two weeks I hate it when I have to wait, girl, I'm glad you're not exactly like me You'...Read Full Lyrics

Well I want to hump you that's the only thing I want to say I want to hump you every night and every day So don't get mad at me cause that's the only thing I want to do 'Cause list...Read Full Lyrics

She says she used to model for J crew But I don't know what that means She said it's just a bunch of clothes from a catalog Like Abercrombie and LL Beans I really never heard of t...Read Full Lyrics

I thought everyone knew it But I guess there still could be a bunch Who must have been out of town Or they could have been out having lunch They missed a nasty break up Now you and...Read Full Lyrics

You got me so high, I got dibs on the stratosphere You got me feeling just like Everyday's a leap year You always keep telling I got a problem with other guys When th...Read Full Lyrics

I saw your sister in the hallway I didn't recognize She said we've met about a million times Remember faces but forget names Cause you don't look alike I guess i'm not the most ob...Read Full Lyrics

Out of town There's a girl living on a ranch Pigs and cows And her mom cooks ceramics to much She's for me Though we don't got much to say Throwin' bails She paints her toenails ...Read Full Lyrics

You quit your job A) They screwed you around - Mike B) It's good you're around - everybody but Mike C) Scootch around - what I thought it said [?] D) none of the above Whatever you...Read Full Lyrics

Sittin' in a restaurant when he walked by I seem to recall that certain look in your eye I said, "who is that?" and you said with a smile "it was nobody." well maybe that explains ...Read Full Lyrics

That's it There's nothing I can do Everybody knows it's true She gets all the girls She gets all the girls I've given up I don't even try I don't need to tell you why She gets all ...Read Full Lyrics