Pachacuti Lyrics

I'm a welsh noble, I mobilised Wales against the English Fought King Henry Four because Wales abhorred English rule But my uprising, it went a bit wrong and this song tells the sur...Read Full Lyrics

Today I'm starting High School Where boys are turned to men I packed my sword and shield We don't use paper and pen Everyone's a jock here We don't have Spartan nerds The weedy kid...Read Full Lyrics

I was sure that you'd love me To that hope, I did cling 'Cause I'm... Richard the third And... Everybody loves a king! Thought I did a good job Why do you disagree? There's a lot ...Read Full Lyrics

We're the pilgrim fathers You may have heard rather A lot 'bout our notions Crossing the ocean On the good ship Mayflower But it's true our journey Turned into quite a commotion. ...Read Full Lyrics

Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths They're funny 'cause they're true (Woo!) Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths Hope next time it's not you! (He Heeeee~) Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths Hope next...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sure you've heard the Stone Age occurred, For two and a half million years. But there's more of Stone Age to engage, Than maybe it first appears. Dinosaurs, Neanderthals, Let'...Read Full Lyrics

We are the suffragettes, Think you know some fierce girls? You ain't heard nothing yet. A lass called Milli Fawcett founder of our cause, Started the battle for our rights Argued ...Read Full Lyrics

I took the throne of England Just 'cause I was protestant A German prince whose English stank, King George number one I like to argue, now that's clear Especially with my father ...Read Full Lyrics

Lucrezia, Giovanni, Gioffre and Cesare Italian barmy army, The Borgia Family Our daddy was Rodrigo I had a monstrous ego Where he makes trouble we go The Borgia Family Our tale b...Read Full Lyrics

Well, I'm a real life cowboy Just a quiet, humble fella That's what we're like Apart from Mike Yeah, I'm more of a yeller! Sing songs to pass the evenings And because it soothes t...Read Full Lyrics