Just Can't Get Enough Lyrics

I got him from the pet shopThey said he was a guard dogThe only thing that's fierce about himIs his constant hard-onHe gets all excited when I'm giving him a biscuitHe gets a bit o...Read Full Lyrics

Carol's really beautiful and very good at sumsI'd like to put my willy in her nuni or her bumShe always gets the number's right, she's got me into mathsI'll take away her pants and...Read Full Lyrics

A shotgun made it wieldSheep grazing in a fieldThey pointed the gun at his headAnd made him take a sheep to bedThis was quite absurdHe'd never had a birdHis screaming broke the pea...Read Full Lyrics

Just like PhiladelphiaFreedom means a lot to meIn between the place I've beenAnd where I'm goin'I can see AmericaTryin' not to show her ageEven though the winds of changeKeep on bl...Read Full Lyrics

What do you do in the middle of the nightWhen it's dead, dead quiet and your Mum's asleepAnd your Dad's asleep and the door is shutAnd the light is out and the room is darkAnd the ...Read Full Lyrics

I got myself a record dealBut now I need a hitI sent my CD in to Dr. FoxBut he said "Kunt, all your songs are shit!""The problem is you seem obsessedWith stiffy's, poo chutes and l...Read Full Lyrics

It was the strangest thing I've seen I looked at her, she looked like me Although our heads were separate parts we gave ourselves, we fused two hearts We knew tomorrow would be, ou...Read Full Lyrics

Girls den bored so them Tik Tok Some watch love and hip hop Some get freaky on the tweet Some get freaky on the gram Come give me all your attention Girls den bored so them Tik ...Read Full Lyrics

I bought a book with Carol Vorderman on the front'Cause I thought they'd be some pictures of her hairy cuntBut instead it was full of detox recipesWith celery, lentils and chick fu...Read Full Lyrics

When I'm in a night club I always seekTasty looking girls with whom I'd like to speakBut if I want a girl who's gonna help me reach my peakI always make sure that she's rankIf you ...Read Full Lyrics