Kate, Fischer Of Men Lyrics

In a tiny inner city pub the amps were being stacked;Leads were getting wound up; it was full of pissed ANZACS;"Got no more gigs for Tuesday nights," said the barman to the Star,"W...Read Full Lyrics

Hear what was caught in the newsreader's arse?That's what fame's all about.Down the casualty ward they had a laugh.That's what fame's all about.The lead singer, I heard, likes it u...Read Full Lyrics

Somalia has got the hungerYugoslavia's battle will always rageGermany's got a guilty conscienceAnd Magic Johnson, he's got AIDS.But in the global battle for miseryYou know, we all ...Read Full Lyrics

There at the protest about women's rights -She slagged Helen Garner; he said, "You're right";He shook his dreadlocks and condemned Wayne Carey;She offered him tofu; both were quite...Read Full Lyrics

Club culture unites the globeAll nations pulsin' to the same strobeDown in Melbourne we think togethernessMeans connecting in a literal senseIf you want house you go to ChicagoBrus...Read Full Lyrics

I was my parents' puppet 'till my teenage yearsWhen I rebelled - and swapped them for my peersI used to sit for hours all aloneWithout an opinion to call my ownI had to keep this c...Read Full Lyrics

Well, you day a plump girl can't tap a beatWell, listen up closely as I take your seatCause the "L" is for LonelyAnd the "Y" is for YOUThe "S" is for the suckers who don't join the...Read Full Lyrics

Your mother gives the bathroom doorA final and desperate yankin' -"What's taking so long?" she'd implore'Cept here's something she's not seen before:Oh, man. You been caught wankin...Read Full Lyrics

Life is full of problemsAnd here's the remedyDenial works for me.There's a freight train comingLoaded with anxietyYou're tied to the tracks - don't worryDenial works for me. Flood,...Read Full Lyrics

My mate Roger got a girl pregnant when he was fourteen. He was so shit scared he told me, and when he said that her dad was a cop I thought he was joking. I told him he's got to te...Read Full Lyrics