Oh Boy Lyrics

One Hippopotami One hippopotami cannot get on a bus, Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus. And if you have two goose, that makes one geese. A pair of mouse is mice. A pair ...Read Full Lyrics

+Pills There are pills that make you happy. There are pills that make you blue. There are pills to kill your streptococci. There are pills to cure your cockeye too. There are folks...Read Full Lyrics

There is a place I long to go, and I confess, It's Peyton Place. They've got a brand-new meaning for "togetherness" In Peyton Place. You should go there if you are feeling lost...Read Full Lyrics

Rat Fink F. I say F-I. F-I-N. F-I-N-K. Fink. F-I-N-K, fink, fink, fink, fink. Are. I say are-A. Are-A-T. Are-A-T-T. Rat. Are-A-T-T F-I-N-K, rat fink. (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Rat...Read Full Lyrics

Plan ahead! Plan ahead! That's what the wise man said. Success is hard to win, but you can win it If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary Preparations an...Read Full Lyrics

Pop Hates The Beatles My daughter needs a new phonograph. She wore out all the needles. Besides, I broke the old one in half. I hate the Beatles. She says they have a Liverpool bea...Read Full Lyrics

As the clock struck twelve that fateful night In the town of Boston, Mass, Our forefathers were sound asleep, of course. From beneath their windows came a noise That almost bro...Read Full Lyrics

Oh wait, wait wait, not , wait a minute! Hold it, I just wanna borrow some water. That's not water, that's scotch. It's almost water. You remember 'near beer'? This is 'near wa...Read Full Lyrics

You made the coat and vest Should fit me the best. You sewed the buttons strong. But Sam, you made the pants too long. Far from the Bronx I flew, Around the world to you, '...Read Full Lyrics

(Hello?) Is this 418-9749? (Speaking.) Sarah? (Yeah.) Sarah Jackman, Sarah Jackman, How's by you? How's by you? How's by you the family? How's your sister Emily? She's nice too. S...Read Full Lyrics