[Verse 1]
Upon a ledge I could do with chalk
I’d only gone for a sensible walk
I didn’t bank on espying your form
You said you were Yosemite bound
You said we’d never ge...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
They've got the whole world in their house,
They've got the whole wide world in their house,
They've got the whole world in their house,
To see the new conservatory
They didn't cho...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site,
And from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear: (wolf-whistle) Ta Neil (thanking Neil)
And you stand there
Witnessing...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
A doyen of Topiary once told me,
That one day he would like to grow a maze,
It seemed to be quite logical
That this should be his wish.
And with that
We both went our separate ways...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
[VERSE 1]
Camped out on a lower slope, dog tired at the toposcope
Hot soup in the aftermath, salad days in many ways.
Then time creeps up unseen
And it puts me back at the fron...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
[Verse]
He used to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi
Now he’s the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy
His hair was receding; his face it descended
Now he’s been up to Rodney S...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man
And his wifes a touch skeptical, too.
They've got one of those stickers
In the back of their van; it says:
We've seen the prices at the zoo.
Well ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
The A is for my authority
Which many players seem to question,
Thinking they're somehow going to make me change my mind
B is for babies
Which a lot of managers cry like
After a dec...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
Ow!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Elevate!
Unemployments rising
In the Chigley end of town.
And it's speading like pneumonia;
Doesn't look like going down.
There's trouble at the fire station;
Som...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit
The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope
The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope
The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope
And The Pope...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Half Man Half Biscuit