Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief Lyrics

You are a rich man You are a rich rock singer You are a busy man with the midas touch I like you a lot in the mix Johnny Depp Johnny Depp! Johnny Depp Johnny Depp! You are a work...Read Full Lyrics

I rocked harder I jam like a bat out of hell It does make the difference King Fish King Fish King Fish King Fish King Fish Ride the airwaves Keep the doggies rolling ...Read Full Lyrics

John Dillard was an asshole He was a real stupid jerk He attacked me with a box cutter As I exited the 4 Cottage Grove bus What a stupid-ass motherfucker John Dillard John Dillard...Read Full Lyrics

You are a good punk rocker You are a singing maniac You can really sing your ass up to the max You are a good person Jello Biafra Jello Biafra Jello Biafra Jello Biafra You are a...Read Full Lyrics

I am learning to live each day It's just one at a time I'm trusting in the lord to make it ever sublime I will not put God first in all that I do By accepting his son, Jesus, t...Read Full Lyrics

Reverend Henry E. Miller Kicked William Bell in the ass He said he called him a fucking asshole And stole nine thousand Dollars from his pulpit He wanted to have him thrown in jai...Read Full Lyrics

Don't kill people you don't know Don't shoot them with guns Don't rob gas stations and banks Don't rob liquor stores elsewhere It's against the law It's against the law It's ...Read Full Lyrics

In 1990, I used to weigh 397 pounds I didn't feel good about being fat I was too fat for my height Suddenly, I started cutting down on fatty foods I'm slimming down I'm slim...Read Full Lyrics

I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill your ass I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you Look out, stupid jerk I'm going to...Read Full Lyrics

Spiderman thought he was bad He was screwing my day up He was bothering my girlfriend He tried to con her out of 70 dollars I whipped Spiderman's ass I whipped Spiderman's a...Read Full Lyrics