Daddy was the local drunk
Mommy was the loosest girl in town
Brother just some two-bit punk
Rode his Harley D into the ground
Distant friends and relatives
Each of them a prob...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
There's a bench in every park dedicated to
Those who sat there once but didn't make it through
There are names carved deep in bark on every tree
By those who spent their time li...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
We've come a long way from the caveWhat, you started to shave?Now we know just how to behaveSince chivalry decided to batheAnd as the skirts we wore were increasingly highTill the ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
There was a pool table there at the weddingThat most of the men stood and playedWhilst the women danced in their melancholyTill the last record started to fadeAnd as D.J. turned th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
You?ll know when romance is dead
Your make up in a toolbox somewhere in the shed
His face is unshaven, the grass overgrown
From the shed to the bed is a web you call home
You?l...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Jack confides in Catherine
That he?s filing for divorce
Catherine gives her promise
To keep it secret but of course
As soon as backs are turned in soaps
They?re sharpening the...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Don't think of what we can and can't achieve
Perfection like this can't be guaranteed
Hearts get lost, lovers leave
Let's just see what friendship actually needs
And if ever you d...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
There he stood, gun in hand
At the door, the day she chose to leave
Half of him stood comforting
The other half that couldn't quite believe
Believe that she had left him
Belie...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
Water the plants, feed the cat
Leave that door key under the mat
I'm your number one from now on
Set the code, close the door
You don't live there anymore
I'm your number one ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South
You're kind of pretty you can cover in make-up
Cover in perfume too
Moonlight, mud fight, any kinda sunlight
Still comes shining through
Stuff it with cakes, see if it breaks
Put ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - The Beautiful South