Lisa's Birthday Lyrics

On the day that she was buried Her Daddy stood out by the cemetery fence Prayed to God for forgiveness For surely all of this is punishment for my sins They put her in the fa...Read Full Lyrics

Little pony and great big horse went out in a great big truck Great big horse could trot real fast, little pony he could not. Great big horse could run so fast for so much of h...Read Full Lyrics

He kept a loaded gun in the closet And another one in the dresser drawer Just in case the one in the closet Didn't make a big enough hole She had his breakfast ready every morni...Read Full Lyrics

(Cooley / Cooley, Hicks, Hood, Malone, Neff) Coming home with a bottle, trying not to break the seal. This Friday evening traffic's about enough to break a man's will. And I can't...Read Full Lyrics

6x9 and counting down in one after the other They’ll go running up and down the road, angry as their mothers Over senseless acts of selfishness on made up English oceans And made...Read Full Lyrics

I don't want to go to dinner with Margo and Harold I don't like the way he looks at you, and the way she looks at me Way they look at each other, like we're just part of some priva...Read Full Lyrics

Well, my daddy didn抰 pull out, but he never apologized Rock and Roll means well, but it can抰 help tellinyoung boys lies. A baby on the way抯 a good enough reason to get you ou...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a sinister elf, With a sinister plan, Santa's little helper, With too much time on my hands, He's got a fine lookin' wife, For such an old man, I can see her lookin' at m...Read Full Lyrics

I live down in Alabama where the river so muddy got to watch where you step. Figurin' out things by the Railroad Bridge and a cousin or two want to give me just a little help. Dam...Read Full Lyrics

Jupiter mules kickin' out all the stops Newfangled dogs danglin' stars from her eyelids She can't read between the lies anymore Lord, help her rise just one more time if you can. S...Read Full Lyrics