"Living With a Hernia"
Written by 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Help me out! Dig!
All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
He took my trouse...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now I'm tryi...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
You gotta keep 'em separated
You like the latest fashions
You'd like to keep 'em clean
You take a trip every week to the laundromat
Throw a load in the washing machine
But if you...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
La-la-la-la-lasagna
You want-a some-a lasagna magnifico
Or a-maybe spaghetti
Ay, you supper's a-ready now, where you go
Mama mia bambino
Mama mia bambino, 'samatta you
'Samatta you...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
One time I was in the checkout line
Behind Steven Seagal
Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill
Was in the very next bathroom stall
My best friend's brother
Well, he was an...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
There's a sale on our gabardine suits today.
They're all thirty percent off from yesterday.
There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool and tweed.
Just a Visa or Mastercard is all you...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry
Five days since they had the show
With the hermaphrodite, the s***, and the crack ho
Three days since ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[telephone dialing]
Just eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Oh, eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Hi
This is Al
But you can call me "Weird", as is "Weird Al"
"Weird Al" ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning dna
Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me... This has been o...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
[Verse 1:]
Tuesday morning, 8: 15
I was riding to work on the
Jackson Park Express
Seemed like any other day
Then my whole world changed
In a way I never could have guessed
Cause s...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic