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Our love is like a new car smell Sooner or later it all goes to hell Somebody farts or spills some taco bell Our love is like a new car smell Our love is like a barbeque ignition Y...Read Full Lyrics

I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'Cause I get to play with other people's money I'm having a lousy day I burned my toast and spilled my c...Read Full Lyrics

Open my eyes, what a beautiful day Just the type that makes me want to say hooray I'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep Into my brain reality seeps Look all around me, can'...Read Full Lyrics

Well my baby came at me with a 2x4 So I fought her off with sandpaper It was 60 grit, it was really rough And it made a lot of sawdust But we patched things up with love and glue W...Read Full Lyrics

Our fair country Canada Is north of the usa Our Maritimes are lovely And our prairies give us hay You might think you Yankees Are better than us Canucks But we don't need no microc...Read Full Lyrics

It's the most frightening thing in the world It's the scariest sight I've ever seen The most chilling visual The most terrifying scene It's awful, it's crappy, it's monstrous, it's...Read Full Lyrics

My country's bigger than most And if asked I boast 'Cause I'm really proud So I shout it loud Though our numbers are few We will welcome you Although we don't have history Gold me...Read Full Lyrics

Hi kids! Welcome to The Uncle Bobo Show! Are you ready to sing? Come on, let's go! Billy and his family Went on a holiday They went down to Florida To laugh and dance and play Bill...Read Full Lyrics

Who's the guy with all the tests? He's Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! A white lab jacket, a hypodermic Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! He doesn't care if you're alive or dead He'll perfor...Read Full Lyrics

I have been since seventeen a shipwreck balladeer Tragedy and misery are what makes my career Watery graves are my stock and trade, but it's getting harder For all the boats that n...Read Full Lyrics